Friday, June 1, 2012

11 Stories that Prove we are on the verge of a Zombie Apocalypse

So I posted Yesterday: It's Official, The Zombiepocalypse Is Starting!!!

But Then I Found More!

Message From the CDC:

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, you're not likely to find the dead walking around, gnawing at your flesh.
"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle said in an e-mail to the Huffington Post.
Yes, you read that right: The federal agency aimed to protect the United States from disease outbreaks has officially weighed in on the possibility of actual zombies.

In California:
The Nose-Biter When all else fails in a fight, use your teeth. This was apparently the muddled thought process of an intoxicated California man who resorted to biting off the tip of his cousin’s nose during a physical fight on Sunday

In Canada!
The Body-Part Mailer
Authorities in Canada have launched a massive manhunt for a suspect after a severed hand was sent to Canada's Liberal Party, a foot to the Conservatives and a torso was stuffed in a suitcase and tossed in the trash of the Montreal apartment building where he lived.

In The Garden State! (New Jersey)

Did you think the north would be safe from said Zombie Apocalypse? Well if so, WRONG!

A New Jersey man rips his torso open and throws bits of his intestines at police, according to the Bergen Record.

When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture. Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect. The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.

Yes, After two cans of pepper spray, SWAT had to come in!!

In Maryland

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo. Not only did Alexander Murder him, not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart.
Full Story Here

Yes That is right, HE ATE THE DUDES HEART AND BRAIN!!!!!

I know what you are thinking, One case is hardly enough to validate a claim of the zombiepocalypse starting, so here is another one....

It's Staring in The South!!! (7 Cases)

In Georgia 

In Florida (4 Cases )

The Face Biter:

A man who acted like a zombie right out of the "Walking Dead" by chewing another man’s face to the point where he was no longer recognizable! The attack, which happened on a busy Miami highway ramp, was gruesome and something you’d only expect to see in a movie or on TV. A witness happened upon the attack and ran to get a police officer. When the officer arrived on the scene, the naked man would not stop chewing on the victim.

The officer pulled his gun and ordered him to move away from the victim, but he continued biting the man’s face. The officer then non-fatally shot the man in hopes of getting him to stop this horrendous crime. Even after the man was shot he wouldn’t stop, leaving the officer no other option but to continue to shoot him until he was incapacitated. The deranged naked man died from the gunshot wounds.
Full Story Here 
Also See: The Zombie Apocalypse Epicenter: Bath Salts


The Blood-Spitting Anesthesiologist:

The Mysterious Rash 1


SophieD said...

Disturbingly interesting......


Diane said...

Does it say something about me that I read this post from beginning to end???! Bizarre. Disturbing. And somehow fascinating!

Anonymous said...

This is some crazy stuff going on, we had one case like these here in Colorado springs. It wasn't made public. Man was eating anotheran both homeless.