11 Stories that Prove we are on the verge of a Zombie Apocalypse

So I posted Yesterday: It's Official, The Zombiepocalypse Is Starting!!!

But Then I Found More!

Message From the CDC:

According to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, you're not likely to find the dead walking around, gnawing at your flesh.
"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," agency spokesman David Daigle said in an e-mail to the Huffington Post.
Yes, you read that right: The federal agency aimed to protect the United States from disease outbreaks has officially weighed in on the possibility of actual zombies.



In California:
The Nose-Biter When all else fails in a fight, use your teeth. This was apparently the muddled thought process of an intoxicated California man who resorted to biting off the tip of his cousin’s nose during a physical fight on Sunday


In Canada!
The Body-Part Mailer
Authorities in Canada have launched a massive manhunt for a suspect after a severed hand was sent to Canada's Liberal Party, a foot to the Conservatives and a torso was stuffed in a suitcase and tossed in the trash of the Montreal apartment building where he lived.


In The Garden State! (New Jersey)

Did you think the north would be safe from said Zombie Apocalypse? Well if so, WRONG!


A New Jersey man rips his torso open and throws bits of his intestines at police, according to the Bergen Record.


When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture. Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.

The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect. The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.


Yes, After two cans of pepper spray, SWAT had to come in!!

In Maryland

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo. Not only did Alexander Murder him, not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart.
Full Story Here

Yes That is right, HE ATE THE DUDES HEART AND BRAIN!!!!!

I know what you are thinking, One case is hardly enough to validate a claim of the zombiepocalypse starting, so here is another one....



It's Staring in The South!!! (7 Cases)

In Georgia 

The Arm-Biter

Man or beast? A self-employed contractor was put behind bars this weekend after he bit the arms of two Lowe’s employees in Georgia, drawing blood in the process. Christopher Newman, 34, was shopping when he got into an argument with the employees and proceeded to attempt to gnaw off their arms.

The Flesh-Eating Bacteria

The first case of necrotizing fasciitis, a rare flesh-eating bacterial infection, was reported in Georgia in mid-May, when Andy Copeland began recording his daughter’s rare condition online. Aimee Copeland, 24, began suffering symptoms of the infection days after a zip-lining accident in Georgia’s Little Tallapoosa River that left her with a gaping wound in her leg. The bacteria can eat through muscle, fat, and other bodily tissue and has left Aimee fighting for her life with a breathing tube down her throat, an amputated leg, and the loss of both her hands.


In South Carolina
The Flesh-Eating Bacteria Strikes Again

Weeks after Aimee Copeland contracted necrotizing fasciitis, a South Carolina woman was diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, though her symptoms were less acute. Lana Kuykendall gave birth to twins on May 7 and was discharged soon after, but she returned to the hospital days later after noticing a rapidly expanding bruise on her leg. Doctors removed the dead skin and the tissue from both her legs and placed her on a ventilator. She remained in critical condition as of last Thursday, but was showing signs of improvement. A third case was reported in Georgia around the same time, but doctors insisted it was unrelated to the other two.

In Florida (4 Cases )


The Face Biter:

A man who acted like a zombie right out of the "Walking Dead" by chewing another man’s face to the point where he was no longer recognizable! The attack, which happened on a busy Miami highway ramp, was gruesome and something you’d only expect to see in a movie or on TV. A witness happened upon the attack and ran to get a police officer. When the officer arrived on the scene, the naked man would not stop chewing on the victim.

The officer pulled his gun and ordered him to move away from the victim, but he continued biting the man’s face. The officer then non-fatally shot the man in hopes of getting him to stop this horrendous crime. Even after the man was shot he wouldn’t stop, leaving the officer no other option but to continue to shoot him until he was incapacitated. The deranged naked man died from the gunshot wounds.
Full Story Here 
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That's Right, HE KEPT EATING AFTER BEING SHOT!!!

The Blood-Spitting Anesthesiologist:

The only thing more disturbing than the sight of an anesthesiologist going berserk in a cop car is the thought of him injecting people with sedatives. After police cuffed Dr. Zachary Bird for allegedly driving under the influence, the 41-year-old Florida anesthesiologist banged his head repeatedly inside a cop car and spat blood in an officer’s face. “We expect that from some people we arrest, but a doctor knows how serious it is to contaminate someone with bodily fluid,” the officer told ABC News. “That’s the most unnerving part.” That and the fact that they found $40,000 cash in his pocket, along with a vial of an unidentifiable substance and a bottle of a drug used to treat erectile dysfunction, both in the back of his car.

The Mysterious Rash 1:

In mid-May, 12 students and two teachers at McArthur High School in Hollywood, Fla., were rushed to the hospital after breaking out in a severe rash, the cause of which was never explained. It started when a class of 21 students began compulsively scratching themselves and broke out in hives inside a reading room. After the Florida Public Health and Medical Department arrived at the school, infected students were quarantined and transported in a plastic-lined school bus to a local hospital.

The Mysterious Rash 2:

Lauderdale Lakes Middle School was locked down on Wednesdsay morning while a hazmat squad from the Broward Sheriff's Office investigated.
The South Florida SunSentinel reports four students and a teacher in a science classroom had a red rash on their wrists. They were not working with chemicals.

Read About it Here

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html#storylink=cpy